I Can't Stop Cutting Up My Clothes
We’re not talking like tearing my clothes. I’m not the Hulk.
Read MoreToday I'd Like You To Call Me "Metallic Mama"
At least for today. However, I’d also love it if this could catch on even when it’s not applicable.
Read MoreWhy I'm For Jean-On-Jean Action
I often get the, “Hey, nice Canadian Tuxedo,” comment and I am genuinely flattered. I usually say thank you very impassionedly, and that person gets confused because they were making fun of me.
Read MoreWhy You Should Wear That Thing You Thought You Should Never Wear
There are three very specific things that I have decided I should never wear: crop tops, the color orange, and deep Vs.
Read MoreSephora's Mirrors: Public Enemy #1
Sephora’s mirrors are specifically designed to make you look horrible. If you disagree with me, you fall into one of three categories: a) You have perfect skin; b) You have never been inside of Sephora; or c) You work at Sephora.
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