I Think I Should Attend More After-Parties
I don’t even care what they are for. I just want to be a part of them.
Read MoreI Think I'm Ready
Today is my birthday and I really only wanted three things: the day off from work, a Mylar cat balloon, and a mimosa at brunch.
Read MoreI Think It Would Be Productive of Me to Take My Own Advice
That doesn't mean I'm going to do it, although I don’t know why I don’t do it.
Read MoreI Think Imma Go
Fair warning: this is rather incoherent.
Read MoreI Think I Need A Hobby
I think I need a hobby because I keep getting caught up in too many stupid things. Or I just get bored and then I do something rash.
Read MoreI Think I'm Over It
This is a really exciting day for me because I think I’m over it. Not even over anything in particular, I’m just in the general state of apathy. It’s kind of great.
Read MoreI Think I'm A Slut For Consumerism
I love stuff. Huge materialist. Big fan of “things”. I also like people and such, but I’m not talking about that right now so don’t ask about it.
Read MoreI Think I'm Never Going Out Again
I think I’m never going out again, but I’m definitely going to keep dressing up like I am going out. Last night was my sorority’s first date party of the semester and instead of dressing up, going to the pre-party, and then going to the venue, my friend, Annie, and I dressed up, went to the pre-party, and then went to Shake Shack.
Read MoreI Think I'm A Walking Stereotype
I think I'm a walking stereotype because my year and a half long relationship ended, and then I started a blog. Oops. Also HUGE apologies to every girl I ever said, "You're fine, it's just one guy," to because this seriously blows. I just sent out another UberEats order...
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