A Meeting On Me
How I assume a monthly meeting between my personal wellness team would go.
Read MoreAn Open Letter To My Appendix
You couldn’t have waited three days? It’s not like I’ve ever asked you for much. Clearly I have no problem living without you.
Read MoreMy Life In 2020 As Prescribed By My Therapist
If I were 12 years older and had any interest in politics, I would be running in the 2020 election on a platform to normalize going to therapy.
Read MoreA Japanese Porn Site Was Linked In My IG Bio For 10 Months
Have you ever forgotten to renew your domain name and then discovered it’s been commandeered by a Japanese porn website? Omg same.
Read More2018: Day One
2018 has already been so eventful for me, namely, in that I attempted to give myself a Brazilian wax at home today, 1/1/18. I have a lot of mixed emotions. Am I proud of myself? Yes. Do I regret it? Absolutely. Now my nether regions are oh so cold.
Read MoreMy Personal Review of 'Reputation' Because You Didn’t Ask for It
I love my opinion. I think it is tasteful, informed, and oh so accurate. I also unabashedly love Taylor Swift. Do I think she did some shady shit with Kimye? Yes. But I myself have done some shady shit, and she totally took it and used it to her advantage (insert snake emoji here).
Read MorePetition to Wear My Pajamas Everywhere
Why pajamas? you ask. Why now? Because I want to! And there is simply no better reason. Also, because I didn’t do laundry for quite some time, and my barren closet forced me over to my pajama drawer.
Read MoreI Need Plaid and Plaid Needs Me
There’s a supposed difference between “want” and “need.” I want a chocolate chip cookie, but I don’t need to eat one. I want to watch SNL, but I don’t need to watch it. I want to get a nose job, but I don’t need to get plastic surgery. This has not been the case with Plaid and I lately.
Read MoreAnna's Irritations: Tuesday Edition
Things that genuinely bothered me today. It’s not up for discussion whether or not my annoyance was valid.
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