Running: An Inner Monologue
Tell me I'm not wrong.
Read MoreWhy I'm For Jean-On-Jean Action
I often get the, “Hey, nice Canadian Tuxedo,” comment and I am genuinely flattered. I usually say thank you very impassionedly, and that person gets confused because they were making fun of me.
Read MoreSephora's Mirrors: Public Enemy #1
Sephora’s mirrors are specifically designed to make you look horrible. If you disagree with me, you fall into one of three categories: a) You have perfect skin; b) You have never been inside of Sephora; or c) You work at Sephora.
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