It’s me, Anna. Welcome to the tangible version of everything going on in my head.

 

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A Meeting on me

How I assume a monthly meeting between my personal wellness team would go.

 

An Open Letter to my appendix

You couldn’t have waited three days? It’s not like I’ve ever asked you for much.

 

my life in 2020 as prescribed by my therapist

If I were 12 years older and had any interest in politics, I would be running in the 2020 election on a platform to normalize going to therapy.

 
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A Japanese Porn Site Was Linked In My IG Bio For 10 Months

Have you ever forgotten to renew your domain name and then discovered it’s been commandeered by a Japanese porn website? Omg same.

 

2018: Day One

2018 has already been so eventful for me, namely, in that I attempted to give myself a Brazilian wax at home today, 1/1/18. I have a lot of mixed emotions. Am I proud of myself? Yes. Do I regret it? Absolutely. Now, my nether regions are oh so cold.

 

My Personal Review of 'Reputation' Because You Didn’t Ask for It

I love my opinion. I think it is tasteful, informed, and oh so accurate. I also unabashedly love Taylor Swift. Do I think she did some shady shit with Kimye? Yes. But I myself have done some shady shit, and she totally took it and used it to her advantage (insert snake emoji here). Also, it is the season of giving thanks, and it is my moral duty to give thanks for this album.